Holiday reward concepts from Techno Claus for 2023 | USAEMALL.com

He’s the person who finds presents for good women and boys, the perfect of these high-tech vacation toys. ‘Tis the season for Techno Claus, at all times in vogue (who bears a curious resemblance to our David Pogue):

I ask myself, as down the chimney I crawl:
Have I grown too fats? Or the chimney’s too small?
Well, by no means thoughts that: Merry Christmas, my dears!
I’m Techno Claus, bearer of tech reward idears.

This is my fifteenth look! I do know!
We’re all gettin’ previous! OK, on with the present…

Bird Buddy Smart Bird Feeder ($300)

A birdfeeder, actually, is sort of absurd
‘Cause all you are able to do is go, “Oh, look—a bird!”
But this one identifies every little chap,
Sends footage and movies proper to the app.

A photo voltaic factor powers the digicam beneath,
So you are able to do birdwatching, the place e’er you go.

Twelve South AirFly SE Audio Transmitter ($35)

I like Bluetooth earbuds. They’re tiny and light-weight. 
But they do not connect with the seatbacks in flight!
Well, this doodad plugs the place the wire would go
And transmits the sound out of your film or present.

Another place you’ll be able to unplug, if you’ll,
At the fitness center, doing cardio, treading the mill!

Goal Zero Nomad 10 Solar Panel ($100)

I journey for work, as you may hear from my partner,
So how do I cost issues while out of the home?
Up there within the sleigh, cannot plug into the wall.
So I take advantage of the mightiest charger of all!

This weatherproof photo voltaic collector’s the important thing
For hikers and campers, and nomads like me.

Hai Smart Shower System ($150)

The showerhead you might have couldn’t be a lot dumber—
This good one simply screws in; you do not want a plumber.
This gentle lets you recognize when the water will get sizzling,
An app tracks your water use, prefer it or not.

It’s powered by water! And finest function but—
It slides from a mist to a robust jet.

Revolution InstaGLO R180 Toaster ($350)

The primary design of the toaster, my dears,
Has stayed a lot the identical for 100-plus years!
But this one heats quicker, a timer counts down,
You simply faucet your bread after which what shade of brown!

It’s candy, however costly—outrageous, virtually.
If you’ll be able to afford it—I offer you a toast!

Samsung The Sero Rotating Screen TV ($1,500)

Alas, as we speak’s youth! They all movie with the cellphone.
They take vertical movies, captured as proven.
And then, on the TV, you attempt to play again?
The image’s all tiny! The display screen’s principally black!

Well, here’s a repair for these pressing considerations:
A Samsung TV display screen that really turns! 

I’m instructed that it is time to fly onward, I worry.
The reindeer’s consideration spans shrink yearly.
I want you this want because the chimney I climb:
May all of your expertise work the primary time!

      
Story produced by Lucie Kirk and Julie Kracov. Editor: Joseph Frandino.