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Hole in None
President Trump declared on Sunday that he’d won a championship at Trump International Golf Club in Florida — not the first time he’d claimed victory at one of his own clubs.
Jon Stewart mocked Trump’s announcement with some well-placed air quotes on Monday’s “Daily Show.”
“Oh, he ‘won the tournament’ at ‘Trump International’? How did that happen?” Stewart said.
“This dude’s whole life, he’s like the Make-a-Wish Batman kid: ‘Hey, look at that, Donald. You caught all the criminals.’” — JON STEWART
“Nothing says celebrating a saint like watching a drunk guy put a plastic green hat on a police horse.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Interesting fact: St. Patrick’s Day was originally celebrated with the color blue, but they changed it to green because that is the color you get when you mix blue with vomit.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“What a spectacle in Times Square. Crews spent the afternoon dyeing all of the urine green.” — GREG GUTFELD
“They’ve been holding the annual St. Paddy’s Day parade in New York since 1762, before this was a country. The parade in Boston started 25 years before that, in 1737, back when Grand Marshall Mitch McConnell was just a teenage boy.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
John Oliver explored the proliferation of sports betting on Sunday’s episode of “Last Week Tonight.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
John Legend will appear on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”
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