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Putting a Cover Charge on America
President Donald Trump announced his new “gold card” program on Tuesday, which would price American citizenship at $5 million.
“Oh, green card privileges plus. See, I was still getting America with ads,” Desi Lydic said on Wednesday’s “Daily Show.”
“Quick question: If I’m unhappy with America, can I cancel my subscription after seven days?” — DESI LYDIC
“This is basically what he does at Mar-a-Lago. He’s selling memberships to a country club, but this club is actually our country.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“The land of the free, and by ‘free,’ I mean, five million bucks.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
Stephen Colbert asked Wednesday night’s “Late Show” guest Guy Fieri how he thought he’d fare as a contestant on his own reality cooking competition, “Tournament of Champions.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
Bob the Drag Queen will appear on Thursday’s “After Midnight.”
